You Might be a Douchebag If..


It seems that every time you step outside in Los Angeles you’re instantly consumed by the presence of  douchebags. 

Whether it’s at home, the gym, or your favorite local bar they are becoming more rampant than cockroaches downtown. We feel like it would be socially irresponsible if we did not inform the  public how to identify a douchebag.

   

You Wearing Glasses at Night

 

Your Name is Bill O’Rilley

 

You Brag About Girls, Money, Success

 

You Are a Bad Tipper

 

You Excessively Grunt in The Gym

 

You Wear Anything With Snakes , Rhinestones, or Dragons On It

 

People Who Call Strangers Nicknames Like Chief or Boss

 

People With Energy Logos on Their Vehicles

 

Owning an Abercrombie & Fitch Card